I've seen better ???? on a ????

Question

i kno quite a few and im wondering if theres more

THAT MAKE SENSE

ive seen better hands on a clock

ive seen better arms on a chair

ive seen better swings on a porch

ive seen better curves on a fat lady

Answer 1

Well, I don't know what the h**l this has to do with baseball, but I'll answer anyway.

I'm adding an "a" to the mix.

I've seen a better a** on a donkey.

Answer 2

I've seen better comebacks from a turkey sandwich.

Answer 3

ive seen a better p***y on a cat!!!

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haha...uhm...sorry, im just kinda bored right now.

Answer 4

ive seen better dough on bread...get it, cause dough is money

Answer 5

Ask somewhere else.