I've won the lottery, any ideas?

Question

I was bounding through my servants quarters early this morning, trying to find a reason to thrash them, when I decided to have my weekly rummage through their personal belongings. Apart from the usual garbage, I found one of those lottery tickets, you know the sort of thing that the working class purchase, with the belief that one day they can fill those pots and jars they keep their pennies in. Anyway moving on, I had the ticket verified, "lord behold" It turns out to be worth over five hundred thousand pounds. Now as you can imagine, I was most disappointed, that would hardly keep the manor going for six months. However, I have fancied a new vehicle for a while, what's your opinion on the new Aston Martin and where can I source the best insurance for my new car?

Answer 1

It's not your money! Give it back to the servant "working class" person and let them quit working for an arrogant weiner like you!

Answer 2

Aston Martin is a bit common these days,  How about a sunseeker yacht?

Answer 3

Sheila's wheels would be a good choice for insurance.

EDIT:

[dream]Or you could buy me a boat of some kind so i can take the love of my life to find an island to live on for the rest of our lives[/dream]

Answer 4

hahahaa.

buy some beans and use all your money to try and turn them into magic beans, that glow in the dark and have wings.

Answer 5

If you have no better way of spending it, can I have it? would pay my rent for another year (and then some), meaning the landlord can't complain if I move out early since he's getting his money, and I don't have to stay in this dump just because of a silly contract. I'd even have enough left to buy a house and never have to pay rent again, now there's a thought!

Mind you, a while ago some poor British person lost their lottery ticket and it's now no longer valid, it WAS worth more than half a million like your one there but it's gone out of date.

Answer 6

And there was me thinking you were a gentleman of class!  Clearly not if you're looking at an Aston.  Everyone knows a Bentley is far superior.  And surely it should be insured in your driver's name, not your own?

Answer 7

do you have a hobie or any thing if so you could spend the money on that

or freinds or pimp out cars