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I Badly Need Help With My Business?

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Here's the deal:After a brief stint in the army, I moved to New York looking for work. I really wanted a job in marketing but everywhere I went for an interview said I should get a college degree. So I enrolled on a course at community college and started working in a cocktail bar to support myself. But I lost interest in the college course really quickly & started concentrating on my cocktail mixing instead, under the guidance of my Australian mentor. Before long I was quite good at spinning bottles & stuff & both my mentor & I went to a bigger club to work, but he betrayed me by sleeping with my girlfriend so I moved to Jamaica for a while to clear my head but my old boss turned up and bet me I couldn't sleep with a rich woman, which I did but lost my new (blonde) girlfriend in the process & came back to NY with the rich chick, who I have now left. Long story short, my mentor killed himself and I got back with my blonde and want to open a bar. What should I call it?

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  1. The Morbid Backstory Bar


  2. What about " Lost the plot"

  3. Call the bar?

    "Get a life you doughnut."

    Call it that eh.

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