I CAN`T SEE global warming I CAN`T FEEL global warming. WHAT`S WRONG WITH ME?

Question

I CAN`T SEE global warming I CAN`T FEEL global warming. WHAT`S WRONG WITH ME?

Answer 1

Nothing is wrong with you. Call me crazy but the earth is on a 10 year cooling trend.

And even if over that 10 year trend, the 20 year warming trend, and most of the earth's changes in temprature are minor.

The global temprature has been flikering on and off a one degree temprature line.

Hmm, I think that maibe the problem is with Al Gore, not you. thinking that a 1 degree change can matter... Ha!

Answer 2

You can't feel Al Gore's and Leo DiCaprio's pain. Even Dr. Phil couldn't even help you.

Start referring to not feeling as consensus science. It will help you to overcome any personal evidence that you have to confront along the way, no matter how often the universe trashes evidence that global warming is here and deadly.

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Answer 3

Nothing. It's called global warming is a huge scam.

Answer 4

I'm not sure. SEE A DOCTOR!?

Answer 5

Nothing is wrong with you other than ignorance and a childish belief that ignorance is bliss.

Answer 6

oh my god! your not supposed to actually go outside or look out the window or see the temperatures on the weather Chanel.

it might make you start to question your faith in global warming.

your only hope for salvation is to close the blinds & watch your bible DVD or tape of an inconvient truth by our savior Al Gore,(blessed be his name) watch it at least 4 times straight.

Answer 7

That's what global warming does....it's take's the weak one's first!!!!

IT'S GOT YOU!!!

GO TO YOUR DOCTOR ASAP!!!

YOU HAVE 10 DAYS TO LIVE....DO EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO DO IN LIFE before it's too late

Answer 8

Unless you have super sensitive heat detectors like a reptile or something, I doubt that you can tell the difference between 70 and 70.5 which represents the maximum difference in temperature that humans theoretically could be responsible for.  Amazing that there are people who actually believe they have experienced global warming.  They haven't unless, again, they are reptile-like.

Answer 9

You're already dead!!!