Okay, so I've been married to Dale for about 8 months. And he told me to go drop off a birthday present at his brother Steve's house. So I got to Steve's house, and he opens the door in his jeans (no shirt, man he was ripped.) I came in, and we went into the kitchen. Here's what happened:
We sat down beside each other at the table, and Steve started to open the present.
Me: It's not your birthday today
Steve: So
I take the present. Steve gets up, and we start playfully wrestling over the present. Steve gets his hands on it, and opens it.
Steve: A watch? Nice!
I take the watch and put it down my shirt
Steve: Come one, give me it.
Me: No
Steve: I'm not going in your shirt
Me: That's why I put it there
Steve: Please?
Me: No.
Steve grabs me, and puts a fork to me neck
Steve: Give me it
We both start laughing.
Me: No.
Steve and I start wrestling again, and he pins me to the floor.
Steve starts french kissing me, and starts to go up my shirt. Steve grabs the watch.
Steve: Got it.
I start french kissing Steve.
Steve: Ana?
I turn my face away from his.
Me: I'm sorry
Steve: Yeah, um, me too.
Steve and I get up.
Me: I'm gonna go. I start walking to the door.
Steve catches up to me and grabs my arm.
Steve: Ana?
Me: ...
Steve: I've always been in love with you
We start making out. Steve picks me up and carries me up to his room, and then we have s*x.
J/K That was all fake. But what did you think of my story? Lol
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