I GAINED 5lbs after I took a c**p...WTF!?

Question

I checked the scale about 8 times b4 I was about to poo, hoping I would lose a pound after I popped a squat, and then after I finished pooing, I checked the scale and it said I GAINED 5lbs! I checked about 30 times (no lie) to see if it was messed up and it said the same thing everytime?! WHAT !?!? WHY IS THIS?!!?!

Answer 1

I'm grossed out.....but ummm maybe ur c**p crapped in ur stomache...that's an idea haha

Answer 2

mmkay? interesting.  

Answer 3

HAHAAH okok i think i know...were u wearing shoes after u took a c**p and stepped on the scale? or wearing more clothing of some sort?

ahahahahaha kudos@!!! rofl funniest thing ive heard in hella long

Answer 4

Maybe you need a new scale.  

Answer 5

lmao idk but thats strange you would figure you'd lose something huh?

maybe your body made more weight after you went because you made more room for it to make some more solid waste. . .but thats kinda soon huh idk. . . .  

Answer 6

maybe your c**p c**p is....i dunno...wtF?

Answer 7

Roflol that is so funny but i think your scale might be broken or did you put shoes on or soethin else after you pooped? i dont know

Answer 8

weight keeps fluctating..sometimes in as little as 10 minutes.  

Answer 9

weigh yourself in the morning after you pee and get naked. Hope on the scale and that is your weight.

Answer 10

Did you remember to take your pants down before you shat?

Answer 11

im sorry, but THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE READ ALL DAY

kudos

and you probably didnt gain any fat obv...

Answer 12

checking your weight more than once a month is nearly pointless

to all the idiots that gave me thumbs down, its percent of body fat thats important, but what do i know?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!