I Have Wookie Problems...?

Question

My doors are locked, windows shut, and blinds closed... I haven't left my house In 5 days because I have a feeling theres a Wookie in my Tree just outside my back door in my back yard... I've never been so scared in my life and I am constantly crying myself to sleep.. I have no food and am on my last bottle of Cranapple..

Any advice, for the love of god!!!!

Answer 1

them wookies can be pretty vicious, but my guess would be to just run for it... they usually don't run very fast, so you have a pretty good chance... just take off and don't look behind you..... sorry if you are fat tho... you don't stand a chance....

Answer 2

get the dog whisperer, lol

Answer 3

Just throw a Princess Lea doll out of the window, and make a break for it!

Good luck!

Answer 4

Get a freaking bazooka.

Better yet, get Han Solo.