I NEED A SCRIPT1!!!?

Question

I need the script for the episode of hannah montana, You Are So Sue-able To Me. It is from season 2. It is the one where miley makes lily changes. I just need the first couple lines of it. That would roK!!

Answer 1

In Cafeteria:

Boy at other table: He comes from the top of the key, he shoots, he scores! [high fives other boy]

Miley: I cannot believe that Justin Timberlake is from the same species. Some boys are such pigs. [Lily is stuffing her face] Lily!

Lily: What [spaghetti falling out of her mouth]

Miley: Close your mouth. We’re in the ninth grade. You’ve got to start acting more like, I don’t know, a girl!

Lily: What are you talking about? I act like a girl all the time.

Boy: [throws piece of food towards Lily] Incoming!

Lily: Truscot from downtown! [catches food and throws it back, he catches it in his mouth]

Miley: Don’t say boo-yah, don’t say boo-yah..

Lily: Boo-yah!

Amber: Nice shot, shaq.

Ashley: Muy “mack-oh”

Amber: Macho?

Ashley: Whatever, you know I’m bad at French. Well, at least I know how to be a girl. [laugh and exit]

Miley: I never thought this day would come, but Amber and Ashley are right. I hate you for making me say that!

Lily: They’re not right, I know how to be a girl.

Miley: Oh yeah, then why don’t you have a date for the dance on Friday?

Lily: Not everyone’s going to the dance, you’re not going!

Miley: I’ve got a Hannah concert.

Lily: Details, details!

Sarah: Hey guys, did you hear who’s going to the dance with Gabe Lamottie!

Miley: You mean hottie lamottie? With a swimmer’s body?

Lily: Who?

Sarah: Me! We started as lab partners, and next thing I know we’re growing silk worms in a self-contained biosphere. Who are you guys going with?

Miley: I’m not going, I have a thing.

Lily: Yeah, I got a thing too. Different thing than her thing, but a thing. A big thing!

Sarah: Ooh, no dates? Well don’t feel bad! There will be more dances! Unless global warming kills us first… Bye!

Lily: You’re right, even “Saint Sarah” has a date to the dance! I’m a failure as a girl.

Miley: No, listen, I’m not gonna let you give up, okay? There’s a ninth grade girl in there somewhere, we just gotta get her out. Let’s start with this hat. Stop sitting like a guy, and basta with the pasta already.

Lily: Like that’s gonna do any good.

Miley: Well, it looks like it’s working on Matt Marshall.

Lily: Matt Marshall? I’ve been crushing on him ever since the first time I saw-

[Matt enters]

Matt: Hey Lily.

Lily: Sup, Matt?

Miley: [Cough]Act like a girl

Lily: So Matthew, come here often?

Miley: [Cough]Course he does, [cough] it’s school.

Matt: So, are you going to the dance this Friday?

Lily: No, I don’t think I’ll actually…[Miley punches Lily’s arm] I don’t know maybe, why do you ask?

Matt: I just though if you were going, then you know, we could maybe

Lily: Carpool?

Matt: No, I kinda meant…

Lily: Yeah?

Matt: What?

Lily: What?

Miley: Oh sweet nibbletts, of course she’ll go to the dance with you.

Matt:Cool.

Lily. Cool.

[Matt exits]

Lily: I’m going to the dance with Matt!

Miley: How do I do it?

-scene-

Answer 2

watch it on disneychannel.com. they have episodes on there!