I NEED HELP FROM RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ! !?

Question

This sounds silly but, I am getting ganged up on by "vampires", yes, vampires. I am desperately seeking help from you. Please go to Entertainment & Music and into Polls & Survey's and answer my question: WHO IN HERE IS SICK OF. . .? It is probably on the 2nd page by now. Thanks in advance.

Answer 1

Jesus can't save you now, son.

Answer 2

I'll pray for you.

Answer 3

Get a stake launcher or harpoon gun and aim for the chest.

Stake launchers don't exist? Well they do now.

Answer 4

Can U elaborate, bro I don't think Vampires exist.

Are you sure you are not drunk or high,

if they were attacking you, they would have killed you by now, no?

maybe aliens?... dreams, hallucinations..

either way MAY GOD BE WITH YOU

Answer 5

Wtf. No because vampires do not exist.

Answer 6

Garlic and a cross.

Answer 7

Not only do you come off as an ignoramus, but you reinforce this with your lack of knowledge on how to give us a link instead of what you did.

Answer 8

Your blood is ours now puny corrupt mortal.

Answer 9

lay off the blow and take a nap!

Answer 10

Maybe you should just stop going to that section. There was a girl on here a while ago who would not shut up about the "Jonas Brothers", of all things, and we were getting quite sick of her. Have you done anything to upset or annoy them?

Answer 11

I suppose you live in South America.

There are two species of Vampire Bats that live on that continent, and there are a few recorded cases where they actually did suck the blood from human beings.

I would suggest you close your door at night!