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I SWALLOWED A SPIDER!?

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I accidentally ate a spider! i FEEL IT CRAWLING UP MY THROAT! AHHH! What do I do? I have a fear of spiders!

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  1. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

    I dunno why she swallowed that fly,

    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,

    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -

    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

    How absurd, to swallow a bird!

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -

    Perhaps she'll die

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.

    Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

    Perhaps she'll die

    There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.

    What a hog! To swallow a dog!

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.

    Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!

    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.

    I don't know how she swallowed a cow!

    She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly

    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -

    She's dead, of course.

    http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/oldlady...


  2. wash it down, the stomach acids will kill it

    they are high in protien

  3. drink pop! it has acid. i can see that killing it.

    do not worry about it. im pretty sure it will not kill you

    stay calm !  

  4. teach yourself to be one of those people that can swallow fire like at the circus and burn it!
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