I THINK THE POLICE ARE COMING WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!?

Question

okay this Saturday i plan on going to the park to meet Spencer. Hes 52 years old and he likes to play twister. he wheres a black overcoat, and acts like hes old and disabled (he told me this because he says so he gets free meals). and hes a really cool guy. i thought that us boys could talk! so he invited me over to his windowless gray van behind the trees at the park for games and fun! he asked my to dress up, bring rope, and some Crisco. he likes to pat my belly, and call me his precious water-sack. now the question is, what should i dress up as?

Answer 1

So tasteless...

Answer 2

Good one, dylan.  Are donuts resistent to tasers?  

Answer 3

A r****d

Answer 4

You must be who you are.

Dress as a troll.

Answer 5

lmao. good ol' Spence.

Answer 6

you are retarded. at least when some people are trying to be funny it actually is. you really dropped the ball on this one. but i have faith in you. you could rework this and make it a hit.  

Answer 7

10/5, this is your best yet, its ridiculas, it has a 52 year old man, a black overcoat, free meals, a windowless van, crisco, and a water sack, i love it

Answer 8

From the immortal words of star wars, "The weird-ness is strong with this one"  

Answer 9

dress up as a ups package and mail yourself to Getahobby, Yousickpedo, FU  

Answer 10

i dont knwo how old u r but i think that mabye u shuld call the police cause all that sounds like a rape or murder waiting to happen. so yeah dont go at all and seek police advice.

gbu

Answer 11

You MUST be kidding!  Don't go, don't see him EVER again!  If you are young and in school, tell your parents IMMEDIATELY.  The police should come and you should tell them EVERYTHING.  This Spencer is looking for more than a simple game of Twister.  He is the twisted one, and if you continue to see him, you could be getting into something more than you can handle - like sodomy, rape or DEAD.  He may have done this before and the police are looking for him.

Answer 12

BUY A BOX OF DONUTS AND A COUPLE CUPS OF COFFEE

Answer 13

no offense but.....what the h**l???? thats kinda weird