I Think Someone Bare *** Farted Me Last Night..?

Question

I think someone bare *** farted me last night, how do I check for any diseases or rashes that may infect my face, because it was exposure to my mouth, nose and eyes... I'm scared...

Answer 1

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha you just made my day

Answer 2

Chances are that you might get pink eye... studies show that feckle matter in the eves can cause pink eye... your best bet would be to keep your face away from people's @$$3$ and wash your face with a mild soap and warm water... if you do get a rash, good luck keeping it concealed when you are in public... I'm sure people will be like "OMG that dude got A$$ Farted!!!"