I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL ANSWER MY QUESTION WITHIN FIVE MINUTES. . .?

Question

Okay, so there's a hot model that wants to go out with you. . .but you know that he/she is going to cheat on you and break your heart and it'll take years for you to feel like you're ready to move on

(don't ask how you know, you just do, you're awesome like that)

and then there's a pretty girl, who is not a model, but is still pretty

you know you'll be very happy with her, and she'll become the greatest thing that's ever happened to you

which do you go for?

Answer 1

Since the model is available in male, and I'm not yet a L*****n, I'm going with the hot model.

Plus, I don't want a relationship that lasts beyond breakfast anyway.  

Answer 2

I'd not so much into girls but I'm for sure not into models.  Who the h**l wants somebody prettier than themselves?

Answer 3

Well, I'd say the pretty girl, but I'm gonna say hot guy that way I can still feel like a girl while still answering your questions within the five mins ;-)  

Answer 4

the second one!

Answer 5

The second one... that's a no-brainer.

(As I am a straight female, I switched the genders around; hope that's OK.)