I accidentally said, "Hello," to a female nurse the other day. What sort of monetary damages am I looking at?

Question

Apparently my malpractice insurance doesn't cover this sort of egregious conduct.

Thank you.

Answer 1

Uh-oh I think she can get you for psychological damage, sexual harrassment and indecent exposure if word gets out =P

Answer 2

You shouldn't have any damages . . .unless it's your ego . . .she was probably too busy to answer you back . . .next time, try the male nurse.

Answer 3

2.5 million dollars, usd.

you made an error. and this error is unforgivable. you said hello to a phillipina nurse? oh good god, that is a sin. i can not understand why you made such a horrific error!!!!

Answer 4

$1.98. Which should leave some money left over for  you to get some counseling to treat that victim mentality you're carrying around.

Answer 5

should have got neutered, now you going to loos that dog house you have.

Answer 6

I think the only damage you're looking at would be making yourself look that much more like a serious idiot. But then again, you do that enough in here, so you shouldn't have a problem.

Answer 7

Egad!  As long as you didn't offer to open up the door (The Horror!) buy her food (off to Siberia) or tell her she looks stunning in her outfit, you should be ok.***

Then again if she's a nurse, she can take care of herself.  You'll be ok.

Answer 8

prolly billions if not trillions. The sheer thought of you thinking about dropping that H bomb will cost you. If Barack Obama is elected he might even give you more money. Consider your paycheck stolen since she is taking 99% of it for the rest of your life

Answer 9

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems like you are in for some financial hardship.  You will more than likely lose your license, your home, your car, your dog, and ultimately your manhood.  You are one screwed pooch.