I accidently put Armor-Al on my rubber sheets, and now I keep falling out of bed. What should I do?

Question

oops Armor All-- my wife leaned over to kiss me goodnight, and fell out onto her head

Answer 1

wear flannel pjs

Answer 2

It will wash out with soap and water or you can get some tie down straps to hold you in. Next time use the dull finish stuff, it's not as slick.

Answer 3

Sleep on the floor and try NOT to wax it.

OK dimwits  He is Joking!!!  WOW dense.

Answer 4

LOL ! change your sheets honnnnnnnnnn.thats too funny. Just change em , wash the ARMOR ALL ones and change em back to original is all.  

Answer 5

Take your sheets through the car wash, or sleep on the floor.  

Answer 6

EWW!! what were u doing

Answer 7

ROFLMAO!!!!  That's too funny!!!!

Ratchet straps on the bedposts?

Answer 8

Spread a little grape jelly around. That should do the trick.

Answer 9

Buy new rubber sheets and use the old ones for a slip-n-slide.

Answer 10

ok am I missing something why do you have rubber sheets???

and can't you just change them???

and you said that you accidently put armor-al on them, what were you meaning to put on them???

Answer 11

oh my rubber sheets? wow that's funny as h**l. Especially about you and your wife falling out of bed after using armor-all. Lol. You shouldn't have used that stuff for the sheets you sleep on.

Answer 12

attach velcro to your sleeping clothes and velcro yourself onto the sheets

Answer 13

This is just too funny to answer!!! I'll just pray for both of you!! Still LMAO!

Answer 14

hot water and dish soap.

Answer 15

how do u accidental put that on your sheets, and rubber sheets no less? sounds like you wanted some slip sliding action from your wife!