I almost got Caught C: is this normal? Should i stop?

Question

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching p**n, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the p**n off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

Answer 1

Where were your five African/American room mates!!!!!

Answer 2

Lmfao you have quite the imagination

Answer 3

my wife caught me just as i cut loose. it landed on her shoe so I told her to sit down and take a load off her feet

Answer 4

I really suggest you talk about it with her and not act like nothing happened.  Maybe she didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable, but at the same time you should let her know that it was an uncomfortable position for you and that you don't want her to feel like she can't talk about it.  Just have a simple conversation about it b/c the elephant will continue being in the room until you do.

Good luck.

Answer 5

Look, sweetie.......Weather we like to admit it or not girls "j******f" too. Maybe not with a mask and snorkel on, but if there is a removable shower head on campus, you can sure fire bet it's getting used for more than just rinsing the soap off! We just rarely get caught in the act, that's all. She probably didn't say anything because she didn't want you to know she was laughing at you. I don't mean that in a cruel "point, laugh & then go tell all my friends that I am leaving you" way either! I really don't. I would have walked straight to the bedroom too! So I could leave my jaw on the floor without making you feel embarrassed and then giggle a lot......without making you feel embarrassed! Truth be told she was probably a little embarressed too! And why say anything? It was weird for the both of you! If I felt like that incident was just hanging out there and I was really uncomfortable about it, I would wait until the next time we were going to make love and go into the bathroom - saying I needed to wash up or whatever - and then I would put the mask and snorkel back on and come running out and jump on the bed - and then I would tell her that I didn't want to tell her at first - but now that she saw me once already anyway, "Well honey...........I'm really scuba-steven!!" Then it will be out in the open, you two can both laugh about it and you will both figure out that it's not a big deal! Who decides what is "normal"anyway? If you feel bad or guilty about it, then it's something about you that you are going to have to come to terms with & figure out. Smile! It could have been worse!  ; )

Answer 6

WTF!?! A MASK & SNORKEL?DUDE, YOU NEED HELP!LMAO

Answer 7

sure buddy sure  

Answer 8

a mask? lmao

Answer 9

I...don't even know where to begin...lol

Answer 10

Dude! its fine if your waching p**n with your girl, but alone with a mask on? Not cool! My advice invite her to watch a porno with you, and get her in the mood. an if she allows it put the mask on, but dude be as slick as possible.