I am 47 years old and weigh 245lbs..(5'4'')...what would be a good spell to become a mermaid?

Question

I am 47 years old and weigh 245lbs..(5'4'')...what would be a good spell to become a mermaid?

Answer 1

Thanks. That made my day.  

Answer 2

There are a few that have been known to work but they have the tendency to reverse themselves at the worst moment possible....... So its pay for you be to just be who you are.....

Answer 3

LMAO!

Answer 4

abrakadabra ziggyti zam, get a life..

Answer 5

Acid, I hear it works wonders!

Answer 6

that's actually a good one... made me smile :)

Answer 7

the first ansewr

Answer 8

email me if you want a better life

Answer 9

And here I was thanking god that school was back in session so I wouldn't have to see 13 year olds think they could really turn into mermaids..lol