I am a Bengal Tiger, but I`ve learned to use a computer.?

Question

How can I get a better job than this thing I`ve been doing in the zoo?

Answer 1

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Well, atleast your copy/pasting yourself.

Answer 2

wow a tiger that can use the computer, have you got an agent? I am available if not. lol

Answer 3

you could learn to dance and place ur self on web cam and show the world ur talent

Answer 4

Law enforcement

Answer 5

hey kitty-kat!

Answer 6

I'm a Liger (Tiger/Lion cross) and I have a great job at the circus! These people come all day to watch me do tricks and point at me coz I'm freakishly huge. Maybe you should learn some tricks, you could join a circus - but I gotta tell you,  the accommodation is rubbish, and the travelling sometimes sucks.

You do get more opportunity's to maul people though. Yum!

Heres a photo of me at work. Send your C.V I'll put in a good word for ya! Roar!

http://pics.evyl.org/liger2.jpg

Answer 7

thx for the free points

Answer 8

honestly you've got it made 3 squares a day you've got room service and free rent. If your looking for a little extra cash to support your habit i would suggest starting a web cam site. Or you could always tryout for the frosted flakes gig.

Answer 9

Well done you!  You obviously are articulate and computer literate, you should go into advertising. Esso used your great grandfather and was very successful.

Answer 10

wow beautiful and clever!! well i know the zoo may seem sucky but free room and food...can't beat that. have you thought about traveling? maybe to visit some family in Bangladesh, India, and also Nepal, Bhutan, Myanmar and southern Tibet??

Answer 11

Great! I am willing to pay top rates for a Guard-Tiger on my rural upstate New York estate. You would be given fresh meat

twice daily. Drawback is the 24/7 schedule that dogs can't handle. You can bring your computer. Think it over.

Answer 12

your not a bengal tiger your a bengal lancer!!!!!

Answer 13

Call Centre in Bengal

Answer 14

congrats. u can work with the police and eat ppl!

Answer 15

Ask the orange girraffe at the entrance to the one legged cricket club for an application form to become a pre death mortician.

Answer 16

i right!  a tiger using a computer now i really have heard it all if you think your a tiger living in a zoo mabe you need some sort of help but anyways- ta for the free points

Answer 17

so you are a bengal tiger who learned to use a computer,thats ok

but how do you know the english language?

if your goin to ask strange questions , make sure you cover all the angles

Answer 18

I'll pay you a hundred bucks to stay still while I point a rifle at your head.

Answer 19

You can takeover as mascot for the Cincinnatti Bengals.  Then you can attack and eat them all.  Put Ohioans out of their misery.

Answer 20

Hey David the Bengal Tiger.

Now, learn to shot web and you'll be on your way.

Answer 21

Well, what computer are you using? There are many job websites on the net.

Well done on learning English by the way.

Good luck!