I am a Born Again Christian?

Question

who happens to be interested in homoerotic art - specifically sculpture and poetry. I collect many small statuettes and figurines that celebrate various acts performed by and among men. Also, I compose poems which vividly describe such acts and the joys those acts bring to the actors. Of course, I am not a homosexual, that would be satanic. However, I am deeply concerned that one day some member of my congregation might discover my interests and get the wrong idea. Oh, dear friends, dear children of Jesus, whatever shall I do?

Answer 1

Repent of your perversion

Answer 2

There is no such thing as a 'born again Christian.'

You cannot be baptised twice into Christ; once a Christian always a Christian; no minister or pastor in their right mind would baptise someone twice! You must have fallen away from the faith for a while and come back claiming you were 'born again.' Don't you know that you are God's own, even if you slip away for a while, and now you are in danger of doing it again because you think people will not like your hobbies and chase you away?

Unless there is more to your hobbies than you are saying, if there is not, be a man and stand your ground, stop whimpering about it.

Answer 3

You're like the male version of Sappho who wrote L*****n poems on the island of Lesbos.

Answer 4

Get a job as a tele-evangelist. You sound just right and you'll make a bomb.

Answer 5

heheh.

pervis.

Answer 6

Oh, dear friend, open the closet door and be free

Answer 7

It's just art. You don't "get off" on it, do you?

Answer 8

Repent-

Answer 9

nice try troll

Answer 10

throw it all in the garbage where it belongs

Answer 11

some one has alot of free time to worry

Answer 12

have a nice day trollish one.

NO ONE takes you seriously.

Answer 13

Troll elsewhere.

Answer 14

there's nothing wrong with an interest like that but if you believe that it is wrong the best thing you can do is lose that interest.

Answer 15

Be a die again Christian...

and join pastafarism.

Answer 16

Oh, dear friends, dear children of Jesus, whatever shall I do?

Um, stop making up stories and trolling here in R & S? That would be my suggestion.