I am a coconut.?

Question

now what ? :D

Answer 1

I am a strawberry

Answer 2

let me get a straw and stab the straw into you like those one kids do on the tropicana commercial. or i'll go get a machette and split you in two.

Answer 3

I turn you into coconut pie and have the coconut milk... yumm!

Answer 4

*cuts you in half and bangs the halves together to sound like horses hooves*

Monty Python rules xD

Answer 5

i split you with a machete

Answer 6

THATS ALRIGHT I AM A PINEAPPLE AND NO BODY SEEMS TO CARE NOT EVEN ME.

Answer 7

Nice Pinocoladas and smoothies you'd make!

Answer 8

stay there while i go get a knife, cup, and straw

Answer 9

i am coloring my hair!