I am a monkey and i was wondering how can i turn my baby monkey into an anaconda?

Question

oh and please add a little bit of chocolate

Answer 1

The first part goes right without saying. You cannot turn your existing baby into an anaconda. But no problem I can suggest u if u send your wife to me U can get a anaconda after 10 months

Answer 2

Sure, it's easy.  Just leave your baby monkey with a hungry anaconda and it will become part of the anaconda in a very short time.  Sloppy, but effective, and fun to watch.  And if you hold off on the chocolate until after the baby has been eaten, you'll get to eat it all yourself with no chocolate mess to clean up.

Answer 3

stop wasting my time