I am a vampire having a lot of bother from the local slayer, what do I do?

Question

he keeps inviting me round for steak and chips with extra garlic

and putting up crucifixes

and setting up mirrors and cameras around my house when i'm not looking

ps: i'm a nice vampire i only bite football fans

Answer 1

weird question

Answer 2

I think maybe you have some kind of narcissistic or borderline personality issue and a good dose of delusion that causes you to seek so much attention for complete strangers. Thanks for the two points.  

Answer 3

start inviting him over to watch football. That way he can become a fann of football and you can eat him! problem solved.

Answer 4

Wow, congrats, you have the STUPIDEST QUESTION ON YAHOO!!!!

Answer 5

You grow up and realize you're crazy and need to get out of the "I'm a vampire phase."  

Answer 6

Slay yourself! That way, he doesn't get the satisfaction of slaying you!

Answer 7

well try the steak tartar without garlic

and stay away from the hot CROSSED buns

Answer 8

I hate football.

Answer 9

you should talk to buffy she could help you ps i think vampirism is s**y.