I am drunk how can i sober up?

Question

thanks

Answer 1

Drink plenty of water and i mean big pints have about 4 of those, go down shop and find a takeaway open and get some greasy chips the grease helps soak up the booze, lots of coffee to wake you up, but keep drinking the water too.

this will sober you up enough to do whatever you need to do, but NOT enough to drive only time will sober you enough for that.