I am going with my husband for drinks with his coworkers tonight?

Question

He works mostly with women. Should I dry hump him in public so they all know he is mine?

Answer 1

No, you should dry hump his female coworkers so he gets exited.  Bring the party home and you'll be married forever.

Answer 2

Only if you want them to see you a classless tramp.

You could try being nice to him, getting his drinks for him, holding his hand, agreeing with him, sitting really close with your hand on his thigh, etc. All would display ownership.

Me, I think I'd prefer to be in a relationship where I was secure enough and had enough trust in my husband that I wasn't worried about his female coworkers. Just me, though.

Answer 3

haha why dry hump him? just have s*x with him right there, that will really stake your claim!

Answer 4

Yes, do what you want.

Also, I suggest some grammar lessons [: it's "I am going with my husband with his coworkers tonight for drinks."

Answer 5

Oh yeah...the more jealous you act the farther away they'll stay.  and make sure you dress extra S****y.

Answer 6

halleee: If you are going to insult someone else's grammar, you should make sure that yours is impeccable.  Which, it is not.  [it is] "I am going with my husband and his co-workers for drinks tonight."

If you're not going to be stupid nice, stay in school, Sugar.

Answer 7

Totally, it's just the right thing to do. . .

Answer 8

I think you should all get drunk and have a make out party.

Answer 9

just give him a golden shower right in front of everybody

Answer 10

Yes, definitely. Maybe pee on him too??? Mark your territory.  

Answer 11

You both wear wedding rings don't you. That should be enough notice. Don't need to look classless by dry humping him in public.

Answer 12

You look like a hooker in your picture so go ahead and do that in public.

Answer 13

I spit my water out when I read this..

why do I have the idea you would do it too...

;)

Honestly, you won't have to. One look at you and they will know.. they will just know. I bet his eyes will be only for you anyway.

:)

Answer 14

no i do not think that is a good idea the women will know that you are trying to make them mad  and will end up making you upset. Just be yourself and do what you normally do around him.

Answer 15

They'll just aim to steal him from you if you do that. Its a way of getting back at you for your flaunting.  I would get to know the women your husbands seems to like the most as coworkers, and try to become their friend.  You never know when you might need a secret favor from one of them.  Plus if they like you, they will steer clear from confliction, and you'll just wont be so up tight when your trying to relax and have fun.  

What do you think there doing together when working?  I would hate that kind of relationship of worry.  Do it your style though...

Answer 16

That is a great idea OR just before leaving say, "I had a great time tonight everybody!  DON'T EFF WITH MY MAN B!TCHES!!!!"  Then smile as you turn and walk away.  They'll get the picture.  ;)

Answer 17

absofrigginlutely!!

.......and call him lover

RAWR *wink*

Answer 18

You break the Ice like that & then let other join in.

Answer 19

Do that & give the s***k eye to all the women there. They should get the message.

Answer 20

...no, just have a nice time watching them hump him...cause they want him primed and ready when you take him home...

Answer 21

that sounds great but a more subtle way would be to flirt with him all night and to act towards him like there is no one else there.  Like a first date that will make him start to act the same way soon it will be like four play and they will be jealous.  And they will know for sure who man he is.

Answer 22

You can't be serious ... so since you aren't ( I hope ) ... I wont be.

Definitely you should dry hump him. Dry humping your spouse in public has become the new standard for protecting your spouse from the opposite s*x.  

Answer 23

Well if you really want to.

Answer 24

If you want to show them he's yours, just have intercourse on the table. Sure it might disturb them, but it doesn't make up for the fact that he's yours!

Or..... you just don't do anything and be nice, so you don't.. you know, EMBARRASS HIM?

Answer 25

Hum, prolly not. You're just going to make him made. That would show that you don't really trust him. Be yourself, be confident!  

Answer 26

LOL no that just makes him look like he has experience which is only making him more attractive

Answer 27

That just might be a good ideal.

Answer 28

Instead of latching onto him, make sure you're introduced to everyone and find a few conversations to get to know them.  Let him be in terms of putting "claim" on him.

Answer 29

No you should pee on him to mark your territory  

Answer 30

A more effective way would be to have him perform oral on you just before and not wash his face.  Make sure he gives them a peck on the cheek as they greet.

That is called marking your territory.

Answer 31

You better mark your territory!