I am in a little bit of trouble here peeps of the scottish football section need your help a.s.a.p?

Question

im in the middle of a dog fight at 10,000 feet with a an iraqi pilot out here in iraq and he's chasing me all over the place making me look like an idiot and i was just wondering in case i get hit by one they thingy mae jigs that he's firing at does anyone know where the lever for my ejection seat is ? You see my trainer who you all might know as 'bummer' never knew where it was himself

Answer 1

Iraq dont have an airforce and SAFC isnt a pilot

Answer 2

Don't ask any Rangers fans, they won't be flying any-where this season...

Answer 3

you don't need an Iraqi pilot to make you look an idiot you are doing well enough yourself...

What a role model you are going to be....

the lever for your ejection seat is here

press the green psychiatrist button to the left

Answer 4

them  handgliders are safe they dont have ejection levers,it's just hot air that keeps them up ,you should be awright for a few hours unless you become quiet.



  

Answer 5

right next to the play button!  

Answer 6

in walter smiths office

Answer 7

launch your chaff grenades,that will keep the sams off if they lock on,apart from that ,pull you lever bhoyo,it cuold be the last tug it gets

Answer 8

Think of the girls from girls aloud in the nude and you should  be able to find a lever between your legs

Answer 9

didnt know hearts fans could fly planes!

Answer 10

just go down with the plane.the lads at the base said you were good at going down with them.happy days.

any news on any impending births mr cruise

Answer 11

hes under cover as a jag fan, used to say he was a copper, but he changed back tae gunner. i know ur told never tae do it ,but press the red button..gl