I am interviewing for a Community Organizer job How does my resume look?

Question

Summary Of Qualifications

-Skilled at bailing out pimps, prostitutes and drug dealers from jail so they can vote for Democrats in Chicago.

-Developed a part time start up cocaine dealership in my neighborhood.

-Excellent communicator skilled in using tired worn out cliched platitudes about change.

Education

Affirmative action admission to an elite but irrelevant university.

References:

William Ayres - mentor and former terrorist.

Rev. J Wright - mentor and pastor of a black separatist church

Tony Rezko - mentor, bag man and financier.

Answer 1

Where is Larry Sinclair in the Personal reference section?

Answer 2

Looks pretty good! I dont see a problem, they should be giving you the job without delay.

Answer 3

You need to ask yourself , "Would a background check reveal any ties between you and any of your references?"

If so would that be considered a bribe, or only a conflict of interest?

Answer 4

Just Marvellous  *L*

Answer 5

Only shallow people like you,  Rudy G,  and Sarah P mock the backbone of this country... COMMNUNITY ORGANIZERS.  They are putting their money where thier mouth is and truely following the words of Jesus to Do Unto Others As You Would Want Done Unto  You.

JANE G:

You are childish.

How about community organizers like Habit For Humanity? I bet you and others who are so ignorant about groups like this that are actually helping people have never donated a dime or done any work for others! Shameful !!

Answer 6

Sadly, identical to the man running for president of the US as a Democrat. Putting all your "hope for change" in a man who formed block parties isn't a good idea.

Answer 7

Hired!  Head down to the South side and get to work....

Answer 8

You forgot "Global Warming" advocate.

Answer 9

Yet another high standard question.  Well done boy.

Answer 10

I prefer someone who taught constitional law at the University of Chicago.  Nice try hokey mom.

Answer 11

excellent youre hired

Answer 12

How many disruptive protests did you initiate?  While protesting did you wear bandannas on your face and throw rocks at little mom and pop shops?  Did you get thrown in jail for being belligerent and violent?  In your protesting days, did you initiate any change that has stood the test of time?

Hey Chihuahua-my neighbor organizes the Halloween Parade down the street-is that the kind of organizing you are talking about?

Answer 13

Go get your Geritol sparky ! Scribbled up old Republicans are not funny

Answer 14

Throw some complements Kwamie Kilpatricks way and your in.