I am looking for a really smart, creative, and witty riddle.?

Question

Best one wins!

Answer 1

What's greater than God, more evil than the devil, rich people want it, poor people have it, and if you eat it...you will die?

Answer:  Nothing.

Answer 2

father and son went fishing. they each caught one fish. when they got home they had three fish. how can that be?

Answer 3

Ok *puppy puts on thinking hat*

1) What am I? The person who makes me doesn't use me. The person who buys me doesn't want me. The person who uses me, doesn't know that they are using me.

2) There is a boat full of people visible, however, when you look at it, there is not a single person. Why?

3) The more I dry, the more wetter I become. What am I?

Answer 4

try explaining why this happens

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