I am looking for some funny quotes....got any?

Question

im looking for some like SUPER FUNNY HISTERICAL quotes to put on my facebook profile.....im looking for celebrity bloopers and stuff like that...

Answer 1

The Golden Rule - "He who has the gold makes the rules."

Answer 2

http://www.brainyquote.com/

Answer 3

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if theyre okay, youre it.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest guy running from the bear

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Answer 4

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

These are my principles, and if you don't like them, I have others.

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.

--all by Groucho Marx (1890-1977), one of my favorite comedians.

Answer 5

YOU CAN LOOK UP ON THE INTERNET...MYSPACE QUOTES and they give you a whole bunch of quotes!..and you can put some of them on your facebook..

they have alll different catagories!!

google it..  :)