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Question

I want to make my boyfriend a p**n magazine.

Of me (pictures)...but how would I go about making one so I can print it, because I want to put the picture in it. It has to be 100% free though.

Help anyone?

:)

Answer 1

Ha. 100% Free? You're Dreaming. Nothings Free.

There is one option....get a photo shoot in a magazine...then give it to your bf...even that will cost you $5.

Answer 2

Don't do that it might someday come back and haunt you >:)

Make a video and put it on a professional p**n web page(:P)

Answer 3

take a magazine and glue your pictures ontop the pages

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Answer 4

Just send the pictures to me, and I will make you one.

OR

You can learn how to use photoshop. Get yourself a good printer. Buy some glossy paper. Get creative. I suggest making some fake ads that are kind of humorous. You could make a parody of M&M's. It could be S&M's, you will melt in my hand if that is where I want you to melt. I am sure you could come up with better stuff than that. Just post a question asking for pseudo sexual parody ads. There has got to be other people that can come up with some. You could also put a coupon page in it. Make a tear out page out of regular computer paper to put in the fake magazine. Then put coupons for stuff he would like. Like a coupon for a 100% off all clothing(only applicable at select locations-bedroom, tent, swimming pool)  A coupon for a free massage with a happy ending. A coupon for oral pleasure. Stuff like that will make the magazine a little more interesting. Voila.

It's too bad you don't want me to make it for you. I would totally make a stellar one. You got to admit, I got the best ideas thusfar. Good luck with your endeavor. Your man is a lucky guy.

Answer 5

although it sounds like a good idea now, it wont be such a good one when ur broken up and he is selling it on ebay or plastering the pics on myspace, he might not be the type of guy to do it but u never know, think about it!!!

if ur still gonna do it just print the pics out and put them  in a binder or tie them together with a ribbon thats about as cheap as i can think