I am opening up a daycare in my town?

Question

What do you all think of the name "Buttnuggets & Johnson's Daycare"?

Answer 1

wouldn't send my kids there. I'm assuming this is a joke.

Answer 2

You've got to be kidding.  Guaranteed bankruptcy with a name like that.  People want cutesy names like "Smiling Daisies" and "Happy Panda's" or "Frolicking Daycare."  Cute names like that.  Look in the Yellow Pages and see what the other daycares are called.

Answer 3

it will show you're highly irresponsible

Answer 4

When you are dealing with children you should stick to names that can bring you business and not would draw attention to the name with no kids.  I am a day care provider so that is words that would keep you in business ok good luck

Answer 5

Just a tip: no preschoolers read this site.  It's mostly teachers and parents.  So f**t, p**p, or other jokes are just below our educational level.  

Good luck in your stand up comedy career though.  I've been doing comedy for 3 years and know how much the audience hates p**p jokes.

Answer 6

I hope that's a joke