I am sad its raining and thundering. plz answer

Question

It is raining and thundering. I hate thunder And I always think that there well be a tornado. I never been in one before. And I hope there will not be one soon. Someone plz make me happy.I'm bored. I'm sad Plz cheer me up. Any funny stories. To jokes. To whatever you can think of. Plz answer

Answer 1

it ok trust me when ever my mom came in my  room i always bang my head  but i still laugh  its a joy to be funny

Answer 2

Go Slap your brother or sister a few times! XD Thats what i do its funny!

Answer 3

Go to the front door, open it, and if you see this head for the basement!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w32d-JYpc...

Also, listen to the radio for any tornado warnings.

Answer 4

QUICK GO OUT WITH A BAR OF SOAP!!!

Answer 5

I was going through youtube and found these videos that made me laugh really hard... Hope you enjoy them!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8s...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib0Tll3sG...

Answer 6

Thought I give a few limericks

A flea and a fly in a flue,

Where imprioned, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "Let us Flee!"

"Let us fly, said the flea

And they flew through a flaw in the flue.

    

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An accident really uncanny

Befell a respectable granny

She sat down in a chair

While her false teeth were there

And bit herself right in the f***y

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A gentle old lady I knew

was dozing one day in her pew,

When the preacher yell Sin

She Exclaimed Count me in

As soon as the sevice is through

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There was a young girl of Cape Cod

Who thought babies were fashioned by God

But it wasn't the Almighty

Who lifted her nighty

But Roger the lodger, the sod!

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There was a young lady named Clair

Who possessed a magnificent pair,

Or at least so I thought

Till I saw one get caught

On a torn and begin losing air

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Answer 7

Did you see that thing where that guy did that thing and then we all laugh! Man that was funny!