I am so mad right now!?

Question

My bf does get me so mad sometime, i cud run him over with a tractor!

arrrggghhhh......

how hard is it to call an say dat u gonna be late?

jeeez boy...

doh call an tell me yuh coming now an yuh reach 2 hours later!!!

dat does drive me up a wall!!

an when yuh do reach, u more vex dan me!!!

for spite ah put real pepper in he food, shims man...

So allyuh tell me, wat does your current or ex, bf,gf, wife, husband, horner man, horner woman, baby father, baby mother, do to get allyuh most vex??

What was your punishment??

Answer 1

You will not believe the simple thing that gets me vex is when Men lie I cannot stand a habitual liar and for no apparent reason.

Thats the time I can do the tractor thing.. I cannot stand a liar...Like my mother always said you can hide stuff froma a thief but you cannot hide froma a Liar.

Answer 2

Holy c**p...calm down! How late was he?  It's really nothing to get THAT upset about. What was he late for?

Answer 3

oh gorm de phone is ah b mobile daz why he cudna call. AND yuh see dat road out dey daz wha de man vex bout toooooo much traffic, is not you he vex wit.(tell him he owe meh ah  6pack of Heini)

But wha does vex meh ? Dread she doh drink enough water, ah tired tell she it good fu she to drink. But lately i see she increase the amount she drinking. I is ah happy man

Punishment ? Oh gorm how i go do meh lover dat i eh have de heart.

Answer 4

daz bad mind.

He did that so you would not ask him to buy dinner again and the pepper is just to reinforce that.

so doh give in.

punishment = no s*x for a week or 2.

LOL

Answer 5

Wha does vex me is wen ah callin an yuh en want to answer yuh phone.

mr. leave home say he goin an lime by de bar dong d road. ah tell 'im ah want to wash so leh he doh go far bcuz he ha to see bout the baby. wen i ready, i calling he two phone (digi and bmobile) he not answerin non.

i en cuss, ah walk dong by d bar wit d chile in mih han and i fine him wit he pardna an dem. he say "wha yuh come dong here for?" ah say "ah com fuh ah bake an fish, hole he leh mih geh mih money..."  wen he take him,  i jus walk way an leave he stan up dey!

yuh wouldn' believe how fas he reach home!

Answer 6

girl is d same blasted thig with meh ex.  when he late is ok, and does be more vex than me if i complain.  but if he hadda wait one minute for me, i ent go hear the end of it. steups.

ah des say he punishment go to no s*x eh.  buh wah d jail??? why must i punish myself to punish he? eh? me ent stupid.

so ah just get feddup ah d bs and tell he gone!

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Just in case ms. Servant ent notice....all the IMPORTANT people understand what is being said, and answering to suit.  so what does that tell her?

Answer 7

h**l how about learning how to speak English and to write in English and then prehapes he will get a clue!

Answer 8

De amount I have, I have tuh get ah tractor, ah 10 ton truck AND ah steam roller tuh run dong my one.

Ah hate when we sit dong tuh eat but I have tuh get up for de ketchup, ice, juice. Is like wat "yuh in Jenny's?" Flick man. And when he done eat I like ah slave have tuh pick up the dishes.

Next ting, no matter how good the blasted food tasting, he have tuh make a comment, yet he cyar even boil water, he go bun it.

Doh talk about the remote for de tv. Dat is ah story be itself.

Answer 9

it might be easier to ans if the question if it was what doesnt he do to make you angry hehehe......but my top peeve would be lying - as i always say i dont care what **** u did just fess up to it and i'll be okay with it WHATEVER it is .