I am so very very bad at poker?

Question

Do you think there is anyone out there who could help?

Even a retarded monkey could do better.

Answer 1

Don't bet money, then.

Answer 2

Do you say this in the middle of a hand?

I think...I think I might have stumbled upon your problem?....

Answer 3

ah well bubba...lucky in cards lucky in life!x

Almost said lucky in wife....x

Answer 4

Stop trying to poker then...

;-)

Answer 5

Don't wag your tail when you get a good hand. That gives it away. lol

Answer 6

play poker on party poker .com you will learn believe me, good luck.