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I am think of taking break from yahoo answering ~~!!!!!!?

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i am thinking of taking a break for a time period i would miss Y!A a lots i was just wondering how many people would be missing me in here ~~!!

i don't want to disappoint u guys so here are few joke ~~!!!!!!

joke1

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute.

joke2

In a classroom pupils were asked to always write in silence. One day the teacher dozed off and was awakened by some of the pupils making noise. To cover her embarrassment she said, "It was always my wish to meet the scholar Plato and, a while ago, I did see him in my dream."

The next day a pupil dozed off while listening to the teacher's long lecture.

Upon seeing the sleeping child, the teacher woke him up and rebuked him. "Why are you sleeping during the lecture?"

The pupil answered, "I also went to see the scholar Plato."

The teacher asked, "And what did Plato say?", to which the pupil replied, "Plato said he did not meet with you yesterday."

joke3

Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church.

Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.

Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You''re not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why? Who''s going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're Hushers."

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  1. no u cant take a break. u tell hilarious jokes that make my day!!!!!!


  2. dont be gone too long ok?

  3. jiron

  4. nooooooooooo

    you tell so good jokes

    how long are you taking a break for

  5. Cool jokes! One thing I can assure, any member who leaves Yahoo Answers will still remain in our heart. You may be able to leave Yahoo Answers but you will remain in our hearts and thats for sure. I will miss you and so will many other. But I must say, you say excellent jokes. A star for you! Take care! Come back soon! Bye! Have fun!

    And don't forget Y!A and also us!!!

    Have a good day!

    Regards

    Amal

  6. lol so hard they were brilliant

    so where do you think your going

    no one has given the nod for you

    to just up and leave

    not happy CC not happy

    x x x

  7. i would actually miss you as you always managed to make me smile  

  8. awwww i'll miss u i LOVE the first joke lol star 4 u i'll miss u come back soon!!! =)

  9. charlie dont...coz i will cry...and i actually truly have run out of praises for you...all i can say is keep up the good .............................jokes! you are one guy i always see and the one guy i can never forget =)

  10. lmao that last one was REALLY cute!!!

    oh man I'll miss ya dude! it was great gettin jokes from ya! dont wait too long to come back!

    Star!

  11. noooooooooooooooooo.you can't do that.come back here.you answered 2 of my questions but i'm sorry i couldn't choose yours as best answer.and the second question too you have not answered well,so how can i choose yours as best answer?and yet again i feel horrible that even though you gave me 3 best answers i can't even give you one.hey,below answerers tell me what to do?should i choose charlie's as best answer as a return gift even though better answers may come?HELP.its tearing me apart and i feel guilty.and now that charlie's going i feel even more horrible.

    and charlie you are the greatest person i've ever met at yahoo answers and i'll never forget you.please don't go.why are you going?whats wrong?please don't go.

  12. don't go for long! ur jokes are just LOL

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