i am thinking of taking a break for a time period i would miss Y!A a lots i was just wondering how many people would be missing me in here ~~!!
i don't want to disappoint u guys so here are few joke ~~!!!!!!
joke1
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute.
joke2
In a classroom pupils were asked to always write in silence. One day the teacher dozed off and was awakened by some of the pupils making noise. To cover her embarrassment she said, "It was always my wish to meet the scholar Plato and, a while ago, I did see him in my dream."
The next day a pupil dozed off while listening to the teacher's long lecture.
Upon seeing the sleeping child, the teacher woke him up and rebuked him. "Why are you sleeping during the lecture?"
The pupil answered, "I also went to see the scholar Plato."
The teacher asked, "And what did Plato say?", to which the pupil replied, "Plato said he did not meet with you yesterday."
joke3
Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You''re not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who''s going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're Hushers."
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