I am trying to put together a funny survival kit for my mate going to the snow. must be funny! please help!?

Question

already have mittens or toe socks, coffee, panadol, toilet paper, condoms, disposable camera, cant pack cigarettes as he is quitting in a week...heeeelp any suggestions welcome

Answer 1

Long scarf or knitting needles and yarn to make his own; container with 2 pieces of charcoal, button, carrot (real or plastic) hat of sorts, and a scarf for the snowman; package of hot cocoa (in a funny mug); matches in a zip-lock baggie to light the fire when stranded, long johns or thermal underwear.

Answer 2

Get a goofy hat with like a long tail hanging from it.