I am trying very hard to shapeshift, but the best I have done is put on a lot of weight. Something's wrong...

Question

I am sure it must be possible to change your body into the forms of other creatures, but no matter how hard I concentrate I still just look the same. The only thing that is changing is I am getting older and fatter. I don't mind what I turn into as long as it isn't an insect of any sort, or a warewolf. Something that's not too easy to kill would obviously be helpful. Has anyone done this and was if difficult and was it fun and can you tell me how???? I have the weekend free and as long as I am back to human by Monday morning I'll be fine.

Answer 1

You could always turn into bed...........

Answer 2

I am afraid you are destined to be a revolting blob accept it and blob on with your life.

Answer 3

Wow this was an interesting question.

lol. Keep working on it buddy.

haha.

Answer 4

Best advice: watch "Manimal" circa 1985 ish.

of course, the fella doing the shape-shifting there is now a consultant at Holby General A&E ward, but I suppose that's career progress in a way.

Answer 5

Keep working at it for millions of years, and you might become as accomplished as the cuttlefish, octopus, or some other marine creatures, insects, and amphibians.  But be prepared to lose some other attributes you enjoy, like walking erect, lifting, carrying, and manipulating things.  Your rigid, calcified bones would have to go.

Answer 6

You're getting there.

Ever seen that old horror classic 'The Blob"?

Answer 7

Seriously? O.o I really don't like shape shifting is possible. It is more of a myth or something from a story. Sorry for the disappointment.