I asked this before no one answered?

Question

am I really that dull?

I have you know that in my spare time I collect green biros, drink weak lime cordial and play the harpsicord.

Dull - I think not.

Anyway getting back to the question I asked: What noise am I trying to make? Ok here goes: Ker kum.

First person gets a) 10 points and b) becomes my friend.

Answer 1

You are the heartbeat on the Dirty Dancing film :-D

Answer 2

ker -kum?

i haven't a clue, but guessing here... the sound of a coin after it's been inserted in a slot machine.

Answer 3

ker kum ker kum ker kum.....................................

errrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i think it could be

a bird

someone saying cook ermm fast lol

your hart beating

a brain wave

tapping fingers

tapping feet

ermmmm dunno

Answer 4

How many people are now sat here saying ker kum out loud haha, myself and my son don't know?

Answer 5

With that ... you are 'dull'

Answer 6

hmmmmm... not sure but it does remind me of when my bicycle tires rolls over the cracks in the sidewalk.

Answer 7

Cook them?

Answer 8

the bus doors closing?

Answer 9

thats really hard. im sitting here like. Ker Kum Ker Kum

lol .

I'll think :)

Answer 10

Frog ?

Answer 11

tapping your pen on the table?????

Answer 12

Sorry I do not know but hopefully it relates in some form to etiquette since you have posted in this section? Otherwise you are just wasting our time!

Answer 13

No idea.

Answer 14

This is worse than Round Britain Quiz.

'Green Ink' correspondence is unpleasantly critical so you may be a controversial person.

Weak lime cordial can be a euphemism for urine, which would make you a person who practices urophagia, the most well known being Gandhi.

Gandhi played the concertina but not the harpsichord, as far as I am aware so this looks like a dead end.

Not Dull could be sharp, keen, polished etc. Is the character called Sharp, Keen or a similar name?

Ker kum could sound like Kirkman, who manufactured harpsichords but if drawled could be a cockerel.

Sorry, give up.

Answer 15

parrot

Answer 16

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I don't think I WANT to be your friend.