I ate at Buffalo Wild Wings and ordered the Honey BBQ Baccon Cheese Burger. Anyway, I can't c**p. I don't have constipation problems often. I know it's there, I can feel it in my intestines but it's making no attempt to come out and my attempts are not yielding any results. I tried Metamucil, I tried drinking a mixture of Balsamic Vinaigrette, chili powder, and curry powder, but that didn't even upset my stomach and I usually get diarrhea from spicy food. The pants I was wearing were a little tight around the waist, so I assume that had something to do with it. I don't know. I had pains before and a little gas, but the pressure won't go away and I can't p**p. I think the pressure and pain is better than before, but I''m still bloated and haven't made a movement. I'm a guy so it has nothing to do with any lady issues. I really need to c**p. I start college in about...5 hours, so...My first class is a few hours long...I'm brewing some coffee now because that usually runs right through me with just about everything else that's in me at the time, so I'm hoping that will do the trick.
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