I believe that my neighbor may be keeping a zombie in his tool shed

Question

What should i do? vigilante justice? do i go and slaughter it possibly saving hundreds of lives? killing him as well for keeping such an abomination "alive"? do i alert the authorities? i cant wait past tonight. I must take action...

i have bought all of the peanut butter from the Safeway...

the checker was suspicious.

Answer 1

omg what have you been smoking?????  

Answer 2

Call George Bush - he's an expert at protecting us from terrorists of all kinds.

Or, make sure you've got lots of plastic sheeting and duct tape!

Answer 3

I doubt that your neighbour is sheltering one of the brain-munching undead in his tool shed.  Switch off the chainsaw and put it down somewhere safe.  If you must take action then alert the authorities and let them investigate.  

Answer 4

r u high?

Answer 5

And when your neighbor calls the cops because you destroyed his million dollar artwork while you were tresspassing on his property you can feed them peanutbutter and crackers while they fit you with that funnly looking jacket with the sleeves that tie at the back.

Answer 6

You know you are safe as long as there are no windows for the said zombie to stick it's face on.

Cover your self and your family in the peanut butter and sit under the stairs.  And don't drive because they always fling them selves at cars.

Oh and by the way remember to put on your radio controlled anorack with the fury hood.

Answer 7

sounds good. kill it. hopefully its not a real person though o.O

lol that would suck

Answer 8

Delightful!  As were the other 7 answers that I read!!

Every now and then someone will create such as inventive question/story line as this; but, and you know this is true, it is

not often responded to in a "like manner" as you had hoped for.

Hip, Hip, Hooray!! for all the people with a sense of humor

and with the ability to see when a humorous answer is that kind that is being asked for!

Cheers,

Jim the Fee.

Answer 9

he checker was supicious as she is in league with the fiends.  Eliminate her immediately

Answer 10

omg wat even makes you think that?

Answer 11

you es a berry silly mom, mon. de zombie es not in de shed, eet es in de bazemont under yo house. you can' kill et obcorse,it be dead 'lready. dance nekked under de full moon wif a frog een one han an a snake in de udder. Wen zombie *** to et you, feed hem penut budder an krakers, he mout be stuck an you can bunt hees hed open .

Answer 12

Is your neighbor's name Shaun?

Answer 13

WTF!

haha okay brilliant!  Keep telling your self that!!!

No brilliant person would believe that!

Answer 14

Write your novel and get it out of your system, and make money with your inventive mind.