An Australian ventriloquist visiting new Zealand
Walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda
Patting his dog
He figures I might have a bit of fun here, so he says to the kiwi
G’day mind if I talk to your dog
Kiwi ;the dog cant talk you stupid aussie
Ventriloquist; hi dog hows it goin mate
Dog; yeah doin alight
Kiwi; (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist; is this kiwi your owner
Dog; yep
Ventriloquist; how does he treat you ?
Dog; yeah real good, he walks me twice a day,feeds me good food,and plays ball with me
Kiwi; (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist; mind if I talk to your horse?
Kiwi; ‘uh ,the horse doesn’t talk either …. I think
Ventriloquist; hey horse hows it going
Horse; yeah cool
Kiwi; (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist; is this kiwi your owner
Horse; yep
Ventriloquist; how does he treat you?
Horse; pretty good, rides me regularly, brushes me and keeps me out of the weather of a night
Kiwi;(total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist; mind if I talk to your sheep
Kiwi;(in a total panic) THE SHEEP ARE F#CKING LIARS…….
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