I bought roses for my girlfriend and my fiance and my wife might find them. What should I do??

Question

I hid a dozen roses for my girlfriend in the dryer, and I put a dozen roses in the Microwave for my fiance. Each of the dozen roses have cards addressed to them. I forgot to take them with me to work and my wife is going to be home before me.

Today is laundry day and Hot Pocket dinner night. What should I do???

I was thinking about telling her that her mother is in the Hospital that is about an hour and a half away, so that would give me time to get home first, and when she finds out her mom is fine, I could just be like "Oh, I must have misunderstood, sorry honey"

Answer 1

Any man like you deserves to get caught. And using her mother as an excuse a very poor one, how would you like that one done to you. Your also committing adultery what kin of a man are you? Your the kind of guy that gives men in general a bad name.If you caught your wife doing what your doing you would be in divorce court in the morning.You wouldn't like it if she was dishing out what you are.I hope she finds out and leaves you.

Answer 2

Dude, how do you have a girlfriend, a finace and a wife?

When your wife finds out, you better hope she calls someone for you when she puts you in the hospital.

Answer 3

your not very good at this are you?

Answer 4

hahahahaha

Answer 5

Unless you are trying to get out of your current marriage I would return that players hat you just bought cause you definately arent made for it.  

Answer 6

you are going to get caught unless you take off early and beat her home. Seriously, does everyone know about each other? Does your wife know, does your girlfriend know, does your fiance know? And wait a minute...You cant have a fiance and still be married to this girl. Are you going to divorce her? I hope you figure this out and a bit of me hopes you get caught just to teach you a lesson

Answer 7

Call her at work and tell her you have an errand that you need her to run for you.  Send her to some store far enough away that you will have time to get home.  Take the cards out of both sets of flowers, and put one on top of the dryer, so she will think they were for her.  Then put the other dozen on her pillow, and then throw the cards in a trash bag and take it outside to the dumpster so she wont find them.  She will think all the roses were for her.

Answer 8

wow.. I hope you get caught

Answer 9

Is being a troll a new hobby?

You should be honest with them all and then take the punches. (providing ANY of this is true...)

Answer 10

your story sounds a bit fishy but whatever here it goes.  Simply put...What you should do is QUIT CHEATING!!  If you don't cheat then you won't have anything to worry about would you? If you have time for 3 women and enough time left over to type such a stupid question online then man you deserve to get caught..  

Answer 11

Thanks for the funny read and the points.

Answer 12

do you really have a girlfriend and a fiance and a wife?

Answer 13

Oh my...

Answer 14

You're trying WAY too hard.

Answer 15

I think making up a better story would be a start.

Answer 16

You are a mess! lol How can you juggle 3 women when you can not think where to hide roses for 2 different women?