I can't help giving smart answers to silly questions. Am i small? Do I have issues? Do I need to get a life?

Question

I can't help giving smart answers to silly questions. Am i small? Do I have issues? Do I need to get a life?

Answer 1

Very good question! As has always been said in my family, "Better to be a smart a** than a dumb a**."

You are probably just overly-witty. Some people want to be more like you.  

Answer 2

You are perfectly normal. No, you don't have issues. No, you don't need to get a life. You just have to remember this little phrase, "LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE". If someone writes a silly question, they are inviting someone to write a silly answer. Make sense?

Answer 3

No you are not small. Yes, you probably do have issues. You have a long and happy life ahead of you on Yahoo Answers. Then again, like the rest of us here, you probably should get a life, yes. What are we doing here? Surely everyone here can't just be avoiding reality, like I am???

Answer 4

if u are small then u have issues. and ya, u need to get over that.

think ur question could be about much worse, soo i think, that u are going to be just fine. i am short.

:))

but big on personality. serious and goofy equally. good luck friend.

Answer 5

Yes, you have small issues and lives are easy to get only for $9.99 at your local drugstore or drug dealer!

Answer 6

Yes.  Me too.

Answer 7

  You may have issues - we all do - and you may need to get a life - we all should - and you may be small, afterall we do not have your measurements; but giving smart *** answers to silly questions is commonsense and oh, so appropriate.  Most are looking for the smart (read: dumb) answers to their silly questions but some of the young'uns are on this website and they need to be shamed off because they are going to attract the "wrong" kind of person, if you get my drift.  So, keep satirizing the creatures and keep collecting those black marks from Yahoo!  

Answer 8

Are you small? oops, don't worry be happy.   Just be yourself.  

Answer 9

you don't have issues.

it's whatever.

Answer 10

Can't help it? It's just something that happened to you? I'm sure you can help it. The good news is that, if you're talking about making fun of people on Yahoo Answers, it's okay. They're not really people. They're faceless robots. So answer away as smartly as you like.

In the words of one great robot, "I know now why you cry but it is something I can never do." So whenever you doubt yourself, think of the Terminator's wise words.

Answer 11

What do you care what anybody else thinks about you! Just be yourself and if thats a smart person....well....hey!!!! I hate when people try to sterotype each other. Everyone has issues, does something stupid which makes us feel small...and yes sometimes we should get a life!! Makes us human!