I can't relax enough to pee in the ocean. Any suggestions?

Question

I want to pee in the ocean, but I can't relax enough to do it. Don't post about how I shouldn't pee in the ocean.

Answer 1

Go away form other people who might make you feel uncomfortable. If you can't get away, pretend to get carried away by a wave. Once you are more alone or decently away from people, try to relax your bladder. Don't think about how you are peeing in the ocean, pretend you are going to the bathroom on a normal toilet. I even suggest bending your knees and "sitting" like you do on a toilet. Try to trick yourself into thinking that you are in a normal bathroom, but at the same time don't think too much about it or else you probably won't be able to go. Basically, don't think too much about it or it won't work.

Answer 2

just go no one will notice and if they did i really dont think they would care cause im sure they do it too. just if your in a pool get out and go cause pools are a little more concentrated and thats gross

Answer 3

i'm sorry, i know you don't WANT this, but don't pee in the ocean.  use a freaking toliet.

Answer 4

just go far away from people so it is not like they're watching you.

i thought us girls would have a problem with it.  not a boy - you can pee anywhere - haha maybe just imagine there is a tree in front of you!

Answer 5

just think that fish and other animals pee in the ocean anyway

so just go ahead if you have to

Answer 6

It  may take some time, but just try to relax, and it will happen.  It might be that you were a little cold to, but just relax...