I can't wait until they make a burger that guarantees you WILL have a heart attack 5 minutes after you eat it

Question

I'll be dying to eat it.

Answer 1

id say the baconater at wendy's. that is obviously loaded wiht bacon, and bacon will clog artiries, which causes heart attacks.

Answer 2

that will be the day!

Answer 3

Heehee?

Answer 4

Try the Hardee's Monster Burger.

Answer 5

Yeah, they already have one........   It's called the Carl's Jr. Chili Cheeseburger.  If you wanna cut some time, get one with heavy mayo, double meat, jalapenos, and a large order of chili cheese fries.  Wash it down with an extra large chocolate shake.