I cannot afford a casket and all that expense for uncle hank, how can i do it myself?

Question

uncle hank is looking real bad. i am laid off and barely getting by these days. know what i mean?

Answer 1

Have him cremated, for a fraction of the cost.

Answer 2

You can bury him in the back yard in a sheet.  Most people claim you should bury people 6 feet deep, but I have found that 2 feet deep works just as well and saves a  lot of time.  Just be sure to pour some ammonia over him so the dogs don't dig him up.