I cant remember this joke? Help?!?

Question

i remember it was about a little boy who needed a spelling list and he got a bunch of different words from his family. please tell it to me or where i can find it

Answer 1

LMAO @ da bears are da bomb

Answer 2

Hmm, there are a lot of variations of that joke. I like this one:

A boy walks into the kitchen and the mom is cooking a turkey. She got burnt and yells "f*ck!". The boy asks "what does f*ck mean?" She tells him it means to cook.

Then the boy walks by the bathroom and hears his dad yell "sh*t!". He was shaving and cut himself. The boy asks "what does sh*t mean?"

The dad tells him its the shaving cream.

Later the boy goes into the basement and his bro is playing video games. He scores a touchdown and yells "Pimps and Hoes!" The boy, being curious, asks his brother what it means. He tells him "it means the game he's playen".

So then the boys grandparents come and the boy answers door.

Grandparents ask "What's everyone been up to?"

Little boy says,

"Mom's f*cking the turkey, dad's whiping sh*t off his face and bro's watching pimps and hoes".