I cant stop bludgeoning the people I love to death?

Question

I use many things;

Sticks

Stones

Tire Irons

Books

Plates

Clubs

Crowbars

Light Fixtures

And recently, Shoes

what do I do?

Answer 1

If you look in the  mirror it should all end soon

Answer 2

maybe you love the people close to you too much

Answer 3

Use a sand wedge - more weight in the head than any other club.

Answer 4

there's a lot of weirdos on tonight - have you teamed up with Random Mentalist yet?

Answer 5

Change your agent, honey.

You're getting typecast !

Answer 6

go to your local police station and turn yourself in!

Answer 7

Cast Iron Frying Pan, works every time.

Answer 8

Try choosing your friends for looks, and, your enemies for intelligence. As for the people you claim you "love", try "bludgeoning" them with body odour, bad breath, and, 'bottom burping' instead. A lot safer, and a great deal more.......'diplomatic!'

Answer 9

I know it's a bit like the singing nun problem just lie down and take a couple of co-codydromol and you'll be fit to carry on in the mourning

Answer 10

Try poisoning, for variation.