I cant stop farting - why?

Question

no matter what i eat, its always the same.

loud farts.

is this a problem?

Answer 1

No, I do it all the time.

Answer 2

Then you eat stuff that does not digest well:like beans or onions:and that produces gasses.and those make you f**t

Planets..

Answer 3

Farting is pretty standard, all people produce gas and all people let it out.  The problem might be the loud part however.

You could take gas-x or a similar product.  You could run outside and f**t.  You could learn to f**t quietly (if you are overweight, lose weight down to the middle of average at least, that will help).

I don't know what else to say.

Hermes

Answer 4

Nope

Answer 5

It is not a problem dude, farts are hillarious. It will make people laugh, in any situation!!

You can even ruin peoples day if you stealth and you are a stink bomb, just practice a bit. For an example, when you f**t, say things such as : eww, do you smell that? But not too loud, just do it as if it was someone else so you won't get the blame.  

Answer 6

It comes with being a bloke.

Answer 7

Beer and spicy food do it for me. Don't sweat it.

Answer 8

O WOW.....ASK A DOCTOR

Answer 9

onions do it for me. make me well farty.

Answer 10

no this is not a problem. you just eat food that has alot of gas in it. farting just gets rid of gases in your body that you dont need. you will be fine

Answer 11

better out than in

Answer 12

yeah its all in what you eat.

But isn't it funny no matter how old you get.....farts are still funny!!

Answer 13

uh yeah its gross.  

Answer 14

you have to be fat

Answer 15

cos ur a man

Answer 16

its just gasses in foods and in the air

farts are really funny though, and as long as you can learn to let them out quietly by tensing your buttocks in a different way then you could possibly get away with them

Answer 17

no there is nothing wrong. haha your just eating gassy foods.

try changing your diet.

i think farting is soo funny though!