I currently have a wooden leg and a glass eye...?

Question

...would I be better or worse off if I changed to the slightly cheaper option of having a wooden eye and a glass leg? No I am not drunk. Honest. :-)

Answer 1

are you a pirate?

Answer 2

They're doing a good 2 for 1 deal at Argos this week. You just check it out.

Answer 3

A man with one eye andleg called Rodriguez?  What are the other ones called?

Answer 4

Get a parrot and have a shot of scotch.  You'll feel better.

Answer 5

Dont go changing to try to please me, I love you just the way you are!

Answer 6

i want the two points- i know- i'm a s**t!

Answer 7

Sorry you lost me after 'currently'.

Answer 8

You lucky b*****d. I only have the eyes and legs I was born with. Why do you get extras?

Answer 9

you could drink more with a glass leg.

Answer 10

What are you, some kind of reject 6 milion dollar man?

Answer 11

I only read the title. Are u a pirate?! Cool =]

Answer 12

**** off you fool

Answer 13

After the ball was over f***y took out her glass eye

Put her false teeth in water

and hung up her wig to try

Then she took off her false leg

Leaned it against the wall

And all that was left of her went to bed.

after the ball.

Answer 14

You might be worst off. wouldn't a wooden eye hur more and a glass leg be easier to break?

Answer 15

Ok the wooden leg belongs to SM and I don't know whose glass eye that is!!!

apparently it belongs to his friend!!!

Did you know he had friends??

Answer 16

I can't tell if you ARRRRRRR serious or not.

Answer 17

It seems to me, you are a filibuster from the Mississipi with iron teeth.

Answer 18

False economy.

Answer 19

i'd just stick with the wooden leg but put wheels on it,,wouldnt just an eye patch be cheapest

Answer 20

What would you rather

Splinters in your eyelids or your (whatever part of your leg remains ? -thigh, knee half calf ?) shite man I would rather pull splinters out of my eyelids than watch another dvd of a relations holiday.

But seeing that is a regular occurrence in my household I would go with the wooden eye.

Answer 21

think you might be worse off. Glass leg may break!!!

Answer 22

I met a girl the other night, her name was Martha Hood

She had no teeth, she wore a wig,

One leg was made of wood, She said, theres not much of me dear, But what there is, is good!

      Courtesy of George Formby.

Answer 23

You don't want a glass leg unless you're an alcoholic.. A glass leg could be hollowed out to be filled with your favorite poison. Having a glass leg would suck if you fell down the stairs or something.. not only would you get bruised, but probably get filled with shrapnel too..  

Answer 24

I'm sorry this is not a question. It leaves me no other option but to revoke your posting privileges. But not before using that glass leg and shove it in your wooden eye. I'm just kiddin! I wouldn't hurt you and your glass leg! Or wood eye? ;-)

Answer 25

You'd be worse off! Cant see clearly through wood.

And I thought a glass leg was dearer!

You were misquoted!

Answer 26

So that`s why you keep the sunglasses on and don`t reveal your bottom half. Now we know the truth. Lol.

Are you trying to get sympathy from the ladies on here or what?? :)

Answer 27

Yet life provides you still with opportunities not afforded to others. Make the best decision and be happy with your choice.  

Answer 28

Get a parrot and go with it. Make money in tips by saying Arrggggh Mateys, swab the deck ye landlubbers, then you won't be bothered by the cost saving.

Answer 29

The glass leg wouldn't be very practical, think how many times you would break it! plus i think you would look more attractive with a glass eye than a wooden one!!!