Yeah, it's true, and I am not trying to make a joke out of this. I ordered a pizza (will not say the name or place out of respect for the man that delivered the pizza), and it was about 30 minutes away from the location. When he stopped by, I gave him the money in change and some bills, then I said thanks, took the pizza from him, and walked back home. When I was walking upstairs, I heard some of the change falling, and when I looked out the window, he was still outside. When he left, the sound of his motorcycle made a loud roar, telling me he was mad, and that made me feel even worse. By the time I opened the box, I could not eat, and imagined spit smothering the pizza, I deserved it. I ended up eating my half of the pizza and smashing myself. I know I deserve to be bashed on, I was an a hole. What do you think?
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